ElderThong

The fabled symbol of magical protection from occult forces, John Dee’s Elder Sign just barely fits on this remarkably small garment. Keep things out; keep things in – the Elder Sign is right where you need it. Light, aerodynamic, and breathable, this is the mystical symbol that will keep the evil Things of the Mythos at bay without leaving panty lines on your clothes.

Artwork is John Dee’s Omen Antiquitatum silk screened by our own specially trained shoggoths. The ElderThong is 100% cotton, made by American Apparel, right here in sweat-shop free conditions in sunny Los Angeles.

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